Talking Billy Bass for Christians
What better way to cherish your religious leader’s fatal torture than with a battery-powered broadcast of the Lord’s Prayer?
“Many people affix crucifixes and other religious iconography to the walls of their homes for metaphysical security. Crucifix NG goes a step further, bathing a physical space in an anointed electromagnetism.”
The cross sends out a radio broadcast of ASCII text. And it cures all diseases.