I hate the tv » entertainment http://www.ihatethetv.com Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:53:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Live News on the Goo Tube http://www.ihatethetv.com/2007/08/05/live-news-on-the-goo-tube/ http://www.ihatethetv.com/2007/08/05/live-news-on-the-goo-tube/#comments Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:30:20 +0000 glen http://www.ihatethetv.com/2007/08/05/live-news-on-the-goo-tube/ Youtube, today I realized, contains a plethora of funny live news outtakes. Whether its the fox news perverts slipping up or rowdy bystanders (ahahaha) harassing the reporters…there’s a lot of giggles to be had.

And of course, let’s not forget about these pre-YouTube classics: QVC and grapes

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” The proof required analyzing 500 billion billion checkers positions — 5 x 1020 — a computational process that began in 1989 and has been running on hundreds of processors almost continuously since.”
…Well I’ll be damned.

(thx salon.com)

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Who says the RIAA needs to be involved to get your jam on.

]]> http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/12/06/the-pixies-as-would-be-performed-by-hendrix-prince-bee-gees-etc/feed/ 0 I’m a consumer whore. And How! http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/11/29/im-a-consumer-whore-and-how/ http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/11/29/im-a-consumer-whore-and-how/#comments Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:49:43 +0000 glen http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/11/29/im-a-consumer-whore-and-how/ Ahahhaa

I don’t know WHAT this is; but it’s pretty fun. The end is amazing.

update 3/8/2008: the video was removed from gootube. Here’s some information on this brilliant animation.

]]> http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/11/29/im-a-consumer-whore-and-how/feed/ 0 Sasha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali-G, Bruno, etc) interview on NPR http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/07/09/sasha-baron-cohen-borat-ali-g-bruno-etc-interview-on-npr/ http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/07/09/sasha-baron-cohen-borat-ali-g-bruno-etc-interview-on-npr/#comments Sun, 09 Jul 2006 16:46:25 +0000 glen http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/07/09/sasha-baron-cohen-borat-ali-g-bruno-etc-interview-on-npr/ When you do a search now for “Sasha Cohen” you get a bunch of results for some girl who aparantly won a gold medal in the 2k6 olympics. The REAL Sasha Cohen, in my opinion, is this guy (interviewed by Robert Siegel on NPR). He brought us Borat, Ali-G, Bruno, and other characters. He rules.

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To read up on the history of goatse check it’s wikipedia article.

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Over at Improv Everywhere they’ve got the details.  And pictures on Flickr.  Thanks pevo.

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They’re 8 foot tall puppets which mimic the movement of the stock market in realtime. They were part of burning man 2000.

]]> http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/04/19/stock-puppets/feed/ 0 National Depression Week: Letter to the Inq http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/04/19/national-depression-week-letter-to-the-inq/ http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/04/19/national-depression-week-letter-to-the-inq/#comments Wed, 19 Apr 2006 17:23:36 +0000 glen http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/04/19/national-depression-week-letter-to-the-inq/ I caught this article on the inq and felt obliged to chime in as someone who is often grumpy:

Happy HDW,

I’m sure you, I, and a bunch of other Inq readers are in good company this week. Besides AMD finally getting some recognition for their nice chips, what else is going right?

We’ve still got bush, still got a war, tech job industry in the US is still pretty lame, morgage rates are on the rise, oil at all time high, (bullshit) talk of preeminent nuke strike on iran, hamas came to power, It’s hot and perhaps hurricane season this year will be another doozie…not to mention all those Louisiana license plates I keep seeing (in texas and when I was in CO last week).

Eh fuck it,
=)
Glen.
ihatethetv.com

(feel free to print any of this and my name, then again it’s probably a pile of shit not worthy of reading)

]]> http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/04/19/national-depression-week-letter-to-the-inq/feed/ 0 Monty Python Lost footage from KERA in Dallas, TX http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/03/29/monty-python-lost-footage-from-kera-in-dallas-tx/ http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/03/29/monty-python-lost-footage-from-kera-in-dallas-tx/#comments Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:12:19 +0000 glen http://www.ihatethetv.com/2006/03/29/monty-python-lost-footage-from-kera-in-dallas-tx/ Snip snip:

“KERA-TV in Dallas was the first PBS station to broadcast Monty Python’s Flying Circus, and it was the Pythons’ first stop in the US after the premier of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in Los Angeles in 1975. This interview footage first aired live on KERA that year, and hasn’t been seen by the public since. It was discovered on an old reel that had been saved by an engineer, and as you can see, it cuts off after about 14 minutes… the engineer taped over the rest. It’s a look at the group being candidly questioned by fans at the peak of their fame and creative powers.”

Video can be seen here.

There’s a good few questions one covering censorship in America vs the UK.

Found through boingboing. Credits from y/t: ” Provided by The Sound of Young America, a public radio show about things that are awesome. On the web at http://www.maximumfun.org ; clip is downloadable at http://tsoya.blogspot.com“

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