Boston Cardinal Sean P. O’Malley, seen below, is apparantly known for wearing non-descript brown garb. Now that he’s a cardinal he joked a bit about the new red outfit.
“Cardinal-designate Sean P. O’Malley told Boston reporters that he told the tailor, ‘I could always wear it if I was called to be on a hunting expedition with the vice president,’ Dick Cheney. ‘It’s very red.’”
What better way to cherish your religious leader’s fatal torture than with a battery-powered broadcast of the Lord’s Prayer?
“Many people affix crucifixes and other religious iconography to the walls of their homes for metaphysical security. Crucifix NG goes a step further, bathing a physical space in an anointed electromagnetism.”
The cross sends out a radio broadcast of ASCII text. And it cures all diseases.
The Onion’s got a great piece referencing Lubbock, TX.
Clarkson added: “And when we opened up the back of the truck and they saw that it was full of Bibles… Grown men and women wept in front of their children. That’s how moved they were by the Holy Spirit. That’s how I know it’s all been worth it.”
I find it particularly poignant due to the time I’ve spent in the city among people just like the fictional Clarkson from the story. The Christian/conservative sentiment in Lubbuttocks is strong enough for me to sadly wonder whether or not this story is true or not.
So he has come right out and said it. That’s one way to face the critics, by advocating exactly what they’re criticizing you for supporting. Anyway it’s a good watch. Culture war is in full swing.
Finally, someone in the gaming industry is capitalizing on the jesus mania that’s been sweeping accross the nation:
